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Saturday, January 2, 2010

GOOD DAY SMS MESSAGES


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SORRY SMS MESSAGES


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SARDAR SMS MESSAGES


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SANTA BANTA SMS MESSAGES


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SAD SMS MESSAGES

ROMENTIC SMS MESSAGES


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PUNJABI SMS MESSAGES


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MOTIVATIONAL SMS MESSAGES


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MUNNA BHAI SMS MESSAGES PAGE 1


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MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!


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Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .


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Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!


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Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”


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After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK”


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LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!


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MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha


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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.



MISS YOU SMS MESSAGES


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LOVE SMS MESSAGES

ISLAMIC SMS MESSAGES


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INSPIRATIONAL SMS MESSAGES PAGE 1


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At times, even the Sun’s brightness
is overshadowed by clouds.
Why can’t yours?

No matter how dark and dense the clouds may be,
Sun will shine back.
And it will shine the brightest.
Why can’t you


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Do not make your aim like the garden
because everyone walk on it

But make your aim like
the sky so everyone
wish to touch it.


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Loss leaves us empty
But
Learn not 2 close ur
Heart & Mind in grief
Allow life to replenish U.
When sorrow comes it seems
Impossible
But
New joys wait 2 fill d void…


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Life is at its weakest
When
There’s more
Doubt than trust
But
Life is at its strongest
When you learn
How to trust
In spite of
The doubts …


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People thinks
war is a Competition
Between
Weapons, People,
Forces or Nation,
But its a Battle of
PRAYERS before ALLAH
between Our Mothers
and
Thier Mothers.
The Question is,
Whose SON will come
back with
Flag in his Hands
and whose SON come
back with
FLAG Cover his Body.

I was told at my Birth that
I dont Belong to my Parents..
My Destiny, My Dreams
Belong Only
to
INDIA.
“Lets Unite in the WAR AGAINST PAKISTAN”
“INDIA ZINDABAD”


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If You Limit Your
Choices Only to Wh8
Seems Possible Or
Reasonable,
You Disconnect
Yourself From Wh8 You
Truly Want And All That
Is Left A
Compromise


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The mind is like a clock
That is constantly running down …
It has to be wound
Up daily with good thoughts …

Don’t go through life,
Grow through life
 
 
 


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GOOD LUCK SMS MESSAGES


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GAZAL SMS MESSAGES


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GET WELL SOON SMS MESSAGES PAGE 1



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Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There’s lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it’s more work for me,
And I’d rather it was for u.


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Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.

“Get Well Soon”


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I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery


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Heard that you”re not feeling well.
So brought flowers for you to
make you feel Healthier and Happier.
Get Well Soon!


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You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.


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Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn”t the same without you.


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You mean a lot to me….
and so does your Health and Happiness.
So Here’s a wish to say
& Take good care of Yourself !



FRIENDSHIP SMS MESSAGES

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FLIRT SMS MESSAGES PAGE 1

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I heard that good looks can kill…
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So, please don’t look at me
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I don’t wanna see you die.!!!

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if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute”
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

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Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

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Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.

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GIRLZ OF 1995*
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”

GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

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What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.


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twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar
 
 


EXAM SMS MESSAGES PAGE 1

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koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)


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To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.


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Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!


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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!


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Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best


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WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.



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