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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

APRIL FOOL SMS MESSAGES PAGE 1

APRIL FOOL SMS JOKES

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U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

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Am Going To U.S.A.
.
.
.
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days
.
.
.
Surprised?
?
?
?
After 80 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2009


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This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.


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WARNING ! ! !
{@*%^&}
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WILL DELETE ITS SELF


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Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it
  

APRIL FOOL SMS IN HINDI


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 Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.


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Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega

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I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p



APRIL FOOL SMS MESSAGES PAGE 2

 
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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool! 


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U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.  


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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING 


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So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.  


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Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?" 


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I Miss you a Lot Dear....


SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632


Message centre:
+919540099996


" Don't get excited. She sent It to me." 


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MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.  


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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat. 


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Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.  


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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.  


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Plz don't read this


Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!! 


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 Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga. 


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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.  


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 Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur ek bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.  




Friday, January 22, 2010

GET WELL SOON SMS MESSAGES PAGE 2


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If
wishes
were
flowers
I
would
send
You
A
big
bunch
to
say….
“Get Well Soon”


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Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes but its set hopelessly.
All the flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully
n tonight all d stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining,
because they all knows my friend is sick.
Wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead


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May the little flowers lying in gloom,
Rise and bloom, swaying endlessly,
this way and that way,
morn to dusk everyday, Get well soon.


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I hope you’re feeling better,
I miss you every day.
I’m always thinking of you,
So this is what I say,
Get Well Soon!


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Why u ch0ose this particular time to get sick,
Seems to us an insensitive choice.
So don’t be so selfish; don’t be a sloth;
Come back so we all can rejuice!
We Miss You!and pray for you to get well soon


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Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that’s what we hope.
Looking forward to your return.
Get Well Soon.


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Just close ur eyes &
feel the bluish white rays of healing coming from god
&
pretend that u r b’come better & better
every moment,get well soon dear


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May u may not get well that soon. so that u are able to enjoy the
company of the demsels and get injected at regular intervals with
the vial of life! So would u call me your enemy or ur well wisher?
Please tell me even i don”t know.




Sunday, January 10, 2010

MAKAR SANKRANTI SMS MESSAGES PAGE 3

 
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 Mandir ki ghanti, Arti ki thali,
Nadi k kinare suraj ki lali,
Jindigi me aaye khushiyo ki bahar,
Apko mubarak ho sankrant ka tyohar.


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Pal Pal Sunahre phool Khile,
Kabhi Na Ho Kanto Ka Samna,
Jindagi Aapki Khushiyo Se Bhari Rahe,
Sankranti Par Hamari Yahi Shubhkamna
!!! Happy Makar Sankranti



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HAPPY SANKRANTI MEANS:
S: SANTHOSHAM,
A: ANXIETY,
N: NOMADIC,
K: KASTAM,
R:RULE,
A: ANY,
N: NAUGHTY,
T: TASTER,
I: INTELLENGENCES


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TIL hum hai, aur GUD aap,
MITHAI hum hai aur MITHAS aap,
SAAL k pahale tyohar se ho rahi aaj SHURUWAT,
Aap ko hamari taraf se...
" HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANT"


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With Great Devotion,
Fervor and Gaiety,
With Rays of Joy and Hope,
Wish You and Your Family,
Happy Makar Sankranti!



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Wishing you a very Happy lohri & Makar sakranti as well.
May this harvest season bring you prosperity
And help you to fly high like a kite,
Let us celebrate together.


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Our thoughts hold the power to build,
Bend or break our circumstances.
Best wishes of Makar Sankranti




MAKAR SANKRANTI SMS MESSAGES PAGE 2


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 Tila pan dya tiche pan ghya, ghen denan ch wadhat
Makar Sankranti lach tar ghyaw dyaw lagat
Happy Makar Sankranti!


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HO APKI LIFE ME KHUSHIYALI, KABHI NA RAHE KOI BHI PAHELI, SADA SUKHI RAHE, AAP AUR AAPKI FAMILY.WISH U HAPPY MAKAR SAMKRANTI.


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Doing prayer,Trying best,Creating new relations by delighting old, This will be done by giving greets of makar sankranti for all of you.”Happy MAKAR SANKRANTI “


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Happy Sankranti Festival this is a new year for indian pepale. to all reader of this mail gud luck for every one


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Naye fasal ki laai aur gur badhaye jivan me kanti, mubark ho aapko naye varsh ki MAKAR SANKRANTI


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Tan mein mastiMann mein umang.Dekar sabko apnapanGud mein jaise meethapan.Hokar saath hum Udaye PATANGAur bharle aakash mein apne rang.Happy Sakranti


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Tan me “masti”man me “umang”chalo aakas me dale “Rang”ho jaye sab sang sang or udaye “PATANG” wish u A happy “UTRAYAN”


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TIL hum hai, aur GUL aap, MITHAI hum hai aur MITHAS aap, SAAL k pahale tyohar se ho rahi aaj SHURUWAT. Aap ko hamari taraf se ” HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANT”




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The Sun is the most glorious and the most important to life – and the Festival of Makar Sankranti is one of the most important and happy feasts in its honor. Happy kite flying day




Saturday, January 9, 2010

FUNNY SMS MESSAGES PAGE 18


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Astronomers say
“The universe is Finite…”
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things


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Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me!


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When I was born
Devil said…Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….


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Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…


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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.


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If you need advice,
text me…
If you need a friend,
call me…
If you need me,
come to me…
But
If you need money.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!


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Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When ?
Man:Three Months Ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key


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7 Angels came 2 Me
&
asked 4 the most Inteligent,
Smart, Nice, Sweet,
Noble and Well Groomed Person.
So I gave Them Your Address
.
.
.
.
..
Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D





FUNNY SMS MESSAGES PAGE 17


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TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing
we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

Arshad: Me!


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I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.

I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.


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Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
.
.
.
I laugh again


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The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”


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A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”


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Man 1:
“I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Business.”

Man 2:
“Why, What Do You Do?”

Man 1:
“i’ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers …” ;->


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What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
.
.
.
.
Everyone Knows
“The Mercedes bends” ;->


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Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday





FUNNY SMS MESSAGES PAGE 16


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Full form of maths

M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students


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If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure:p.


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True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.


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Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!


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Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I’ve failed?

David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.


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Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hay ???
.
.
.
.
.
socho !
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.
.
.
.
.
socho !
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aur Socho !
.
.
.
.
Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hain !:p


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Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”
Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!”:-)


 

FUNNY SMS MESSAGES PAGE 15


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Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?

son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush


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What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.


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Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.


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A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r married.


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In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keeps watching.

Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR
ka intezar kertay raho gay.


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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!


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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I’m only a cartoonist!


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What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?

Magnets have a positive side!




FUNNY SMS MESSAGES PAGE 14


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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
.
.
.
.
.
They have girl friends:p


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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.



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A love letter from biscuit maker:
Dear marie, today is good day,
u r anmol for me…
but u have crack jacked my heart,
bcoz i have a little heart,
now i m in 50/50 position…


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What does ILU means?

I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu…
tum kya samjhey they…
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon


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Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!


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One day Raja and rani
decided to send messages
to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid “This was a missed call”


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Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too-
but if u press the
wrong button
u’ll be disconnected!


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Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.




FUNNY SMS MESSAGES PAGE 13


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If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.


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Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.


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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.


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I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS****


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A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!


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Send me SMS on these time

Morning
6am To 12pm

Noon
12pm To 4pm

Evening
4pm To 8pm

Night
8pm To 6am

Baki Time Tang Mat Karna
Kam Karna Hota Hai 


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Who let you get on the horse
You witch’s child?
.
.
.
.
Can’t understand?
.
.
.
.
.
Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k…:p:d





FUNNY SMS MESSAGES PAGE 12


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Whenever going to meet your girlfriend
Make sure u have your cell phone..
n
when u r in deep trouble
keep your cell phone silent…


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Can u dance?
?
?
?
No!
.
.
.
Sure
.
.
.
Just try it
.
.
.
Sure u cant
.
.
.
That means u r pappu!!!
.
.
.
Because pappu cant dance ..


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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”


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Sumeone Kills AMIR’S GF
& He Loses His Memory.
Than He Tries To Find out D Killer.
Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.
Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI 


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Teacher: what is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
.
.
.
.
Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
“Mein tumhari miss hon!”


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When a girl falls down
She is helped by so
Many people
But
When a boy falls down
Everybody laughs

When a girl licks
Her lips
She is thirsty
When boy licks
His lips
He is tharki

When a girl smiles
She is considered cute
When a boy smiles
He is flirt

Still people say
This is men’s world


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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p


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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!




FUNNY SMS MESSAGES PAGE 11






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*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…

*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe


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U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*



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UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable

Nor

Boys are comfortable…. !!


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In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
-
-
-
6.susu: isliye karke sona .



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What was GOD’s First Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?

Socho…

Dont know..

Oh! shit jal gaya!!


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Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!


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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.


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An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!




FUNNY SMS MESSAGES PAGE 10


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A man was telling his neighbor,
?I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars,
but it?s state of the art. It?s perfect.?

?Really,? answered the neighbor .
?What kind is it??
MAN:?Twelve thirty.?


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I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m very desperate for U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
That’s all what my mama say to me:p


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If:-
R u emotionally dumbed
Creatively challenged?
Artistically void?
Socially hopeless?
And financially desperate?

Congrats you are a
PAKISTANI!


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Choose four

Select three

Love two

And

Marry one


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On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So

Keep Smiling n

Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN

But.

Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror

Warna

Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.


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Aik Pagal: “Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai”

Doosra: “Dikha di na usne apni auqat.
Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga.” 


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a girl’s speaking 2 a boy……..
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph…….sorry.
i can’t call u sweet….
because ants will finish u.


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Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide




FUNNY SMS MESSAGES PAGE 9


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Theif entered kitchen

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?


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TERROR JOKE -
What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.


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Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don’t get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.


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5 points that prove you are a normal student

1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2:Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA
3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line
4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends
5:on each point you smile because it’s true.


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When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha


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Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.


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Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.

Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.


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Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.



FUNNY SMS MESSAGES PAGE 8


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Mr.Bean Science
.
Major Rohail:
I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure

Mr.Bean:
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs


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u r…
A B C D E F G H I J K L

A=Aachhe

B=Briliant

C=Cool

D=Dashing

E=Emotional

F=Fantastic

G=Great

H=Hot

I=Intelligent

&
JKL=Joke Kaisa Laga.


  -----------------------------------(3)----------------------------------


Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. 


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God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.


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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”


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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR


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A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.


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2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Banta: What does your wife look like?
Santa: She is 5'7?, 36-24-36 sexy figure,
fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?

Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.






FUNNY SMS MESSAGES PAGE 7


  -----------------------------------(1)----------------------------------


Breaking News
ATM @ karol bagh Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
.
.
.
Because
.
.
.
Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN” 


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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)


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jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost,
sab kuch aata hai jaata hai,
par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate,
samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.


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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….


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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”


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Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful.:-P


  -----------------------------------(7)----------------------------------


A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”


  -----------------------------------(8)----------------------------------


TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????

STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge..




FUNNY SMS MESSAGES PAGE 6


  -----------------------------------(1)----------------------------------


A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents – Ruby First Class in Bed!


  -----------------------------------(2)----------------------------------


Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad


  -----------------------------------(3)----------------------------------


Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..


  -----------------------------------(4)----------------------------------


A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”


  -----------------------------------(5)----------------------------------


Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.


  -----------------------------------(6)----------------------------------


Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.


  -----------------------------------(7)----------------------------------


Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!


  -----------------------------------(8)----------------------------------


A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.




FUNNY SMS MESSAGES PAGE 5


  -----------------------------------(1)----------------------------------


Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!


  -----------------------------------(2)----------------------------------


Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…


  -----------------------------------(3)----------------------------------


One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D


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A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”


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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”


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I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…
(My neighbour say all this to me)


  -----------------------------------(7)----------------------------------


Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,score century in d same mtch &hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england? AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN


  -----------------------------------(8)----------------------------------


Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…




FUNNY SMS MESSAGES PAGE 4


  -----------------------------------(1)----------------------------------


koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)


  -----------------------------------(2)----------------------------------


A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.
A monkey cannot operate mobile,
but u mere lal, mind blowing….. (u did it)


  -----------------------------------(3)----------------------------------


Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.


  -----------------------------------(4)----------------------------------


Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.


  -----------------------------------(5)----------------------------------


Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”


  -----------------------------------(6)----------------------------------


Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
.
.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.


  -----------------------------------(7)----------------------------------


Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler




FUNNY SMS MESSAGES PAGE 3


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twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar


  -----------------------------------(2)----------------------------------


Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!


  -----------------------------------(3)----------------------------------

A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!

girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata………

girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah


  -----------------------------------(4)----------------------------------

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.


  -----------------------------------(5)----------------------------------


Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,


  -----------------------------------(6)----------------------------------


Who‘s hot… Its U,
Who‘s
Charming… Its U,
Who‘s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who‘s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U
Who‘s a liar.. Its me


  -----------------------------------(7)----------------------------------


On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.


  -----------------------------------(8)----------------------------------


Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!





FUNNY SMS MESSAGES PAGE 2


  -----------------------------------(1)----------------------------------


Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.


  -----------------------------------(2)----------------------------------


Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI


  -----------------------------------(3)----------------------------------


Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!


  -----------------------------------(4)----------------------------------


Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.

Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”
Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.


  -----------------------------------(5)----------------------------------


Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”


  -----------------------------------(6)----------------------------------


Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D


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Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey



Friday, January 8, 2010

LOVE SMS MESSAGES PAGE 18


  -----------------------------------(1)----------------------------------


Last night , thinking of u,
one tear rolled out,
i asked why r u out?
Tear said there is someone
so beautiful in ur eyes,
now there is no place for me…..


  -----------------------------------(2)----------------------------------


We’ve been through a path so dark,
but we still gotten dat special spark,

now we know dat we can neva go wrong,
my love for you will never be gone.


  -----------------------------------(3)----------------------------------


Don’t love a friend like a flower,
Because a flower dies in season.
Love them like a river,
Because a river flows forever.


  -----------------------------------(4)----------------------------------


You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love;
the running across fields into your lover’s arms
can only come later when
you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.


  -----------------------------------(5)----------------------------------


Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling.
If we could decide who to love,
then,
life would be much simpler,
but then less magical.


  -----------------------------------(6)----------------------------------


When i die don’t cry
in front of my dead body
who knows my hands may come
to wipe of your tears
that’s kind of love!


  -----------------------------------(7)----------------------------------

If I’m in hell & Ur in heaven,
I’ll look up & be glad of U.

If I’m in heaven & Ur in hell,
I’ll pray to god to send me down,

Coz the heaven is not heaven without U.


  -----------------------------------(8)----------------------------------


Each of us are angles
with only one wing;
and we can only fly by embracing
one another.
you want to become angle?
Come and I will give my wing.
Love U.So much.




LOVE SMS MESSAGES PAGE 17


  -----------------------------------(1)----------------------------------


To love without condition,
To talk without intention,
To give without reason,
to care without expectation,
.
.
.
is the heart of true relation


  -----------------------------------(2)----------------------------------


What L O V E stands for?
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life….


  -----------------------------------(3)----------------------------------


Once upon a time
love and friendship
were walking in village.
Love fall in dug because love is blind.
friend ship also fall because
friend ship can do every thing for love


  -----------------------------------(4)----------------------------------


To walk is easy but 2 walk alone is tough,
being missed by someone is nice
but missing someone is painful,
being loved is secure but to love is insecure


  -----------------------------------(5)----------------------------------


my eyes when U look into them,
I love my name when U say it,

I love my heart when U love it,
I love my life when U are in it.


  -----------------------------------(6)----------------------------------


Tears are silent langage of LOVE,

When tears come with reason
means u got some problem,

But when tears come without
reason means u r in LOVE.


  -----------------------------------(7)----------------------------------


1000 words I could say,
1000 wishes I could pray,
1000 miles legs could walk,
1000 sounds a mouth could talk,
1000 times i’ll b true,
1000 ways 2 say i love you!


  -----------------------------------(8)----------------------------------


Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can’t cure



LOVE SMS MESSAGES PAGE 16


  -----------------------------------(1)----------------------------------


Sweet as a rose bud
bright as a star
cute as a kitten
thats what u are.

bundles of joy sunshine
and
fun you are everything
I Love all rolled into 1


  -----------------------------------(2)----------------------------------


In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…


  -----------------------------------(3)----------------------------------


If i had the letters “HRT”
and i could add “EA” and get “HEART”
or add “U” and get “HURT”,
I’d rather have “U” and get “HURT”
than have a “HEART” without “U” .


  -----------------------------------(4)----------------------------------


Love is a medicine
for any kind of wound,

but there is no medicine
found in the world
for a wound given by love.


  -----------------------------------(5)----------------------------------


You are so special to me,
you’re my joy, my love, and my life.
Living without you will tear me apart
cause you make my life worth living


  -----------------------------------(6)----------------------------------


k jub naraz hoti ho,
meri jaan tum kbhi mujhsy….

main hansna bhool jata hun !
mujhy aansu nhi aaty ,

magr..!!!!

aankhon k goshon main nammi mehsoos hoti hai,
mujhy hr cheez main jana kami mehsoos hoti hai…!!


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Love doesn’t require two
people look at each other,

but

that they look together in
the same direction


  -----------------------------------(8)----------------------------------


Can U count the stars in the sky?
Can U count the hair of a sheep?
Can U measure how many gallons
of water is in in the pool?
So how can u
count the love in my heart 4 u

I Love You.




LOVE SMS MESSAGES PAGE 15


  -----------------------------------(1)----------------------------------


L-language of heart
O-origin of beauty
V-very interesting
E-eye connection


  -----------------------------------(2)----------------------------------


To the world
you may be just 1 person

But, to 1 person,
you are the WORLD.


  -----------------------------------(3)----------------------------------


How much will love cause you to cry!
It will make you forget the whole world.
It will increase your anxiety;
You won’t know one moment of peace.
What people become in love and from what!
Sometimes you come together only to be separated.
Why does this happen in love?


  -----------------------------------(4)----------------------------------


One day u will ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?

I will say: my life�
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!


  -----------------------------------(5)----------------------------------


Hum bhi mohabbat karke gunehgar ho gaye
pehle phool the abk khak ho gaye,

jab se dekha hai tumhare hasin chehre ko,
hum bhi tumhari chahat k talabgar ho gaye.


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My love for you is like water,
Falling countless…
The beating of my heart,
For you is so heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and endless.


  -----------------------------------(7)----------------------------------


The sun shines so big & bright
the day before we had a huge fight

lets put that behind us on this day
and really mean what we have to say

open your heart & let the words be said
otherwise i’ll be living in your head


  -----------------------------------(8)----------------------------------


Friendship and Love are medicine
for any kind of pain
but
be sure that there is no medicine
in the world
for pain given by Love and Friendship.



LOVE SMS MESSAGES PAGE 14


  -----------------------------------(1)----------------------------------


Find ARMS that will HOLD u at ur WEAKEST
EYES that will SEE u at ur UGLIEST
HEART that will LOVE u at ur WORST
If u’ve found it, u’ve found LOVE


  -----------------------------------(2)----------------------------------


Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved’s advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place


  -----------------------------------(3)----------------------------------


You are the sun in my day,
The wind in my sky,
The waves in my ocean,
And the beat in my heart.


  -----------------------------------(4)----------------------------------


My life is you
My happiness is you
My first & last wish,
“God bless you every where.”
&
“I love you very much .”


  -----------------------------------(5)----------------------------------


A Good Heart And A Good Nature
Are Two Different Issues,

A Good Heart Can Win Many Relationships,
But A Good Nature
Can Win An Sustain Life Long Relationship


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SOME LOVE 1
SOME LOVE 2
BUT I LOVE 1
THAT IS U


  -----------------------------------(7)----------------------------------


One day Friendship & Love met one-another.
Love asked Friendship -
“Why do You exist if I’m there?”
So Friendship said -
“To give a Smile to those eyes in which You leave Tears.”


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I love u when u r sad.
I love u when u r happy.
I love u when u r teasing.
I love u when u r laughing.
I love u when u r angry.
I love u when u love love me.




LOVE SMS MESSAGES PAGE 13


  -----------------------------------(1)----------------------------------


There is a doubt left with no clarity…(DO U LOVE ME !)

There is a feeling unexpressed…(I love U)

There is a person who can change all this situation…(it’s u)


  -----------------------------------(2)----------------------------------


When u are at the end of the rope,
just tie “one” knot and hang on
ill surely come and tie the remaining ” two” around you…..
remember, only in darkness we can see stars ! !
whenever , wherever ill be there for you
good night and sweet dreams!!


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Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love’s not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
…In this life I was loved by you.


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Love can be,
found in the warmth of a kiss,in a touch
or a lingering embrace�.
Love can be
found in a sweet,tender glance or a
smile that laughs up the face�
Love can be
found in words softly spoken,in
comfortable silence too�.
Love can be
found in any number of ways�
And I FOUND LOVE
when�..
�I FOUND YOU�


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In your arms
Let me be held,
Held captive by your charms,
And let the world behold
How two souls meld,
How they come true ~
The fairytales oft told�
In the way the moon
Disappears in the clouds,
And reappears with a blush,
Let�s disappear in a mist,
Away from the crowds,
In a secretive hush,
And let me return� kissed!
Is this my reality, is this a dream?
I may keep asking myself this.
And pinch my cheeks, softly,
And hold me, and hug me, and kiss.
And I shall know that there is YOU�
And I shall know that dreams come true�


  -----------------------------------(6)----------------------------------


When you take me in your arms,
The world pauses it�s senseless spin,
The skies no longer seem too far away,
I float on a cloud, and swim about
In the most vast sea of joy�
You fill me so with love within,
No dream�s too far away�
When I can feel the warmth of your breath,
When I can lay my head on your chest,
All I know of is us, and of our love,
All the rest creeps into oblivion.
Drowned I remain in an unruffled ocean,
Protected like a pearl in its shell.


  -----------------------------------(7)----------------------------------


Love says i love u
Crush says i like u
Hug says i want u
Smile says i need u
and
a true love says i care for u
and i will never leave u


  -----------------------------------(8)----------------------------------


If some one would like to have
a successful life after marriage
so he should implement this formula.
Never break 4 things in life.
1. Promise
2. trust
3. heart
4. relation

It never sounds when it breaks
but pains a lot.




LOVE SMS MESSAGES PAGE 12


  -----------------------------------(1)----------------------------------


SWEETHEART, is a special word for LOVE,
LOVE, is special word for CARE,
CARE, is special word for FRIEND,
and
FRIEND, is special word for… ‘YOU”


  -----------------------------------(2)----------------------------------

I love you’ means that
I accept you for the person you are
and that I don’t wish to change you into someone else
it means that I care enough to fight for what we have
and that i love you enough not to let you go….!!!


  -----------------------------------(3)----------------------------------


I wanna hold you close
Under the rain

I wanna kiss your smile
And feel the pain

I know what’s beautiful Looking at you
In a world of lies You are the truth


  -----------------------------------(4)----------------------------------


You may not love me like I love you,
You may not care for me like I care for you
But if you ever need me,
I will always be around for you..


  -----------------------------------(5)----------------------------------

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind


  -----------------------------------(6)----------------------------------


Boy proposed a girl, she rejected.
He was not sad
Friends asked Y U don’t feel?
Boy- Y should i feel?
I lost 1 who never loved me !
she lost 1 who really love her…


  -----------------------------------(7)----------------------------------


Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don’t get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.


  -----------------------------------(8)----------------------------------


Something expected is called an incident..
Something unexpected is an accident..
Ur an accident in my life,
which is d ever best incident in my life..



LOVE SMS MESSAGES PAGE 11


  -----------------------------------(1)----------------------------------


A daily thought
A silent tear

A Constant wish
that u r near…

Words are few
but thoughts r deep…

Memories of our friendship
i will always keep


  -----------------------------------(2)----------------------------------


Ur beauty makes me run mad,
if u dont want me near u,
then y did God created u.
U are my life so,
I cant leave u cause
u are holding something
that belongs 2 me
which is my life


  -----------------------------------(3)----------------------------------


U’r never alone sweetie,
U shell never be,
cause I’m always there 4 U,
n I’ll always shall be,
right there in ur heart
to love U constantly.
I love you.


  -----------------------------------(4)----------------------------------


Humare Anso Pooch Kar Wo Muskurate Hain
Esi Ada Se Wo Dil Ko Churate Hain
Hath Unka Chu Jaye Humare Chehre Ko
Isi Umeed M Hum khud ko Rulate Hain.


  -----------------------------------(5)----------------------------------


Dekho Meri Aankhon Mai Khawaab Kis k Hai,
Dekho Mere Dil Mai Toofan Kis k Hai,
Tum Kehte Ho Mere Dil Ke Raste Se Koi Nahi Guzra,
To Phir Yeh Pairon Ke Nishan Kiske Hain..


  -----------------------------------(6)----------------------------------


In Faaslon ki Fikar main kyon karon Bhala?
Bohat Door reh k bhi mere paas hai koi,
Is soch main Dooba hai bohat dair se mera Dil.
Kia Uske Dil main bhi Aisa Ehsaas hai koi?


  -----------------------------------(7)----------------------------------


Love is like a chewing gum,
it tastes only in the beginning!

But friendship is like chocolate,
it tastes till it ends!


  -----------------------------------(8)----------------------------------


I love her,
not because she will love me ,
But i have learned to love
by seeing her

LOVE SMS MESSAGES PAGE 10


  -----------------------------------(1)----------------------------------


if someone throw stone towards u ,
throw love towards him.
but if some1 throw love towards u ,
then sit 4 a while &
think cause love hurts u more than stone.


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I can’t find a reason why Life Introduced Me to You..
But that’s not the question.
Question is: How life knew that I needed a lovely one like you???


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Even though,
she hates me in every movement of life ,
but i love her with very seconds,
not because she has broken my heart,
but she as thought me to live with broken heart,


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Heart Touching Lines By

A True Lover 2 His Love

“In My Dream U R Mine.
But In My Life U R My Dream!!”


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I do believe that God above,
created you for me to love.

He chose you from all the rest,
because he knew I would love you best.

For you are the one who
stepped out of my dreams,
you gave me new hope,
and showed me what love means.

For you I would cross
the rivers most wide,
walk the hottest desert
sand to have you by my side.

For you are the one who
makes me whole,
you’ve captured my heart
and touched my soul.


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The air we breath keep us alive,
But if 1 day the air in this world become too limited for us.
Don’t worry cause
I will be willing to hold my breath
even for a million years just to see you alive.


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If u wanna know how much i miss u,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,
And the other u miss is how much i miss.


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Relations Are Like A Bird
If U Catch Tightly It Dies…
If U Catch It Loosely It Flies…
But If U Catch Affectionately…..
It Remains With U forever…



LOVE SMS MESSAGES PAGE 9


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Dreams+love=heart
Realities+fights=mind
heart+mind=misunderstanding+mistrust
heart+heart=happiness
mind+mind=breakups
think by heart even if its broken.


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God Bless you,
Your mother cares for you,
Your friends miss you,
and I Love you.


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If 100% of people love you,
make sure I am one of them,

If 99% people hate you,
make sure I am in that 1% who loves you,

If 100% of people hate you,
then make sure I am No More.


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In a day if i have to say ‘i love u’
whenever i remembered u,
i have to say 86400 times per a day….
because u r my one and only love…..
I LOVE U.


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Two things are never defined in whole life,
1 is LOVE:
Bcoz u never know who LOVES u how much.
2nd Friend:
Bcoz u never know how deeply they care About U.


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Time doesn’t wait,
if you think you might have found the right one,
treasure the person,
don�t let that person get away.
Don�t let fear hold you back.
Give it a try else you might regret later…
“No one other than ourselves know
what can truly makes us happy.”


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Live for the one,who can die 4 u
Smile for the one,who cries for u
Fight for the one,who protects u
And,love the one,who loves u more than u


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It Hurts When U Need Just A Piece Of Love
& there Is Nobody 2 Give it

It Hurts Even More When U Have An Ocean Of Love
& your Loved 1 Is Not there 2 Receive it





LOVE SMS MESSAGES PAGE 8


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Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough
but I won’t miss out letting you know
that life is worth living
with someone like you around.


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Dnt use yo blanket just thnk abt my love it wil warm u ,
dnt use pillow just thnk abt my handz it will trap yo hd ,
dnt cloz yo mouth i will be d kissing u all nyt…
Good Night, I Love you


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What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U?
Pick EA & you’ll get a heart!
If u pick U, you will get hurt!
I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt,
Than have a heart without U.


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1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to love u.
but now that i love u i’m scared 2 lose u!


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I Will Wait …

Till The Day
“I” Can Forget “You” …

Or

The Day
You Realize
“You” Cannot Forget “Me” …


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i went 2 c d cardiologist 2day.
ECG showed anomalies in my heart’s mode of operation.
The doc said my heart was missing something 4 proper functioning.
I was rushed 2 d theater & surgery was about 2 commence
when i told the doc that surgery cud not solve d problem.
cause my heart was missing u!


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LOVE described by a simple boy;

L0ve is when mom kisses me.

L0ve is when dad l0oks at me dat one day he’ll sit on couch watching tv
&
i’ll c0me back 4m work & saying “dad abhi tak soye nhn”

Love is whn my bhabi will say hey bro i’ve seen a girl for you.

Love is when my sis while doing my work will say
“jab meri shadi hojae gi t0 k0n kam kare ga tmara”

lov is when i m doing my work my bro say
“chor yar aja kuch khany chalta han”

love is when my best friend say “I always miss u”

“Love is to feel the relations”


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It takes a strong heart to love.
It takes a stronger heart to continue
to love after it has been hurt…




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