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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

APRIL FOOL SMS MESSAGES PAGE 1

APRIL FOOL SMS JOKES

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U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

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Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days
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Surprised?
?
?
?
After 80 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2009


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This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.


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WARNING ! ! !
{@*%^&}
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WILL DELETE ITS SELF


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Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it
  

APRIL FOOL SMS IN HINDI


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 Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.


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Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
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Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega

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I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p



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