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Saturday, January 9, 2010

FUNNY SMS MESSAGES PAGE 15


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Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?

son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush


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What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.


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Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.


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A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r married.


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In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keeps watching.

Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR
ka intezar kertay raho gay.


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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!


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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I’m only a cartoonist!


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What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?

Magnets have a positive side!




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