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If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.
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Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
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I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS****
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A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!
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Send me SMS on these time
Morning
6am To 12pm
Noon
12pm To 4pm
Evening
4pm To 8pm
Night
8pm To 6am
Baki Time Tang Mat Karna
Kam Karna Hota Hai
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Who let you get on the horse
You witch’s child?
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Can’t understand?
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Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k…:p:d
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