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U'n me forever..
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HOPP LA HOP !!!


( ' ) JETZIGER
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(. .) 18 Jahre
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(o)(o) 25 J.
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(O)(O) 35 J.
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Zeit zu
wechseln !


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(. .) 18 YEARS
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CHANGE WOMAN
BEFORE LATE



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Hallo mein Spatz!


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( )/CHRISTMAS
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MELD MI AB!


/)"/) HALLO
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W – W FERKEL!!
LUST AUF
SCHWEINEREIEN?


,* ,* ,*,*
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<,,> 'abe
(o o) gar keine
)''''( UFO?
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(") Wie weit ist
) (")es nun noch
( ( z. Eileiter?
) ) Weiß nich,
( ( sind erst an
) )d. Mandeln
( ( vorbei !!


* ( . + * .
' + Bin + .
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UND SEHE NUR
STERNE!


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( '.' ) BUSSI
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'v' 'v' 'v'
("v") ("v") ("v")
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I love YOU !!!


/)/) Ein
=(';')= frohes
..(").(")...
OSTERFEST !


/)/) FROHE
=(';')= OSTERN
,,("),("),,, DEIN
" HASI "


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U'n me forever..
and ever and
ever !


0..0 0..0
(=`.`=) (=`.`=)
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HALLO MAUSI!


When man sees


this
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something
secretly changes



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. ' 12 ' . 9 __/ 3 ' . 6 . ' Time will alwayz fly, but my FEELINGS 4 u wil neva die! @>-)--


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Define
IMPOTENCE...


It is nature's way of saying...


,--. no
/ /'( ,) "HARD"
( ) ) feelings!


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oo very
_ RELAXING!


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"( ö, )")A HÜG
'( . )tö ésé ür stréss
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( _ _ )A KìSS
(_ ö _)tò ésé ür paìn
.-. .-.& my
'. ' .'HÉÄRT
' . ' tö let U know ì Caré!!

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Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me. Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.

Lovingly urs,
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One ( ' ""()
good ((")' )
nite ( / "(,,)
Kiss for you....
* * ( ' ""() Bye
* ("( 'o', ) bye
* (")(")(,,) * *
Sweet Dreams !


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I JUST WIPED MY ARSE ON YOUR SCREEN!


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/))/)) /' ( // ' ;c("'); )) ((( ,-' / / / // /))/)' . / / ( // Theres a sucker born every day but swallowers are harder to find!!


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c'./c'./ fancy it dogi tonight?


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()"() i sent ü a
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haha..nice tone?nice smell...


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(")-(")_.-""-., '_ _ '; -._, )_ (o_, )' __ )'-._) *Sweet Dreams*



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________ You've
!'--.____.--'! got
!_______i MAIL.
Open it, please...
§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§
§ INVITATION §
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(((((( ))))))
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(((((; <._.> ;)))))
(((((( __, ))))))
Dont u ever send me your picture again! u scared me to death!


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()""() ()''''()
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I just wana give a HUG...
()""()"()
( ö)ö ) ..2a 'Special person' I dont get 2 see often,best wishes..


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( . ) weed
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> <
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(*)*) ST0NED!
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()". _"() my txt
( o , ) makes u
(,,)  (,,) Smile!



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c",) NEVER!
i'm here 4eva!


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.:::::::. .:::::::.  '._,'  # '._.'# ('")--< >--('") ME&YOU "U"is a letter I cant find in FRIEND.But FRIEND is someone I found in U .


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( 'o' ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.


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This is a detector.

Please blow in phone...



--Scanning--


Test + positive
90% sperm breath...


COCK SUCKER!!



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The nicest place




in the 'world'




is right beside someone like u.


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In case of fire, read this message-----------------------> NOT NOW U THICK CUNT, ONLY IN CASE OF A FIRE



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q'''''''p HÉy!
( ü )@ Lükìn
o( )'/ 4 mé?
Ø ''' Ø

I knöw
Ü MìSS MÉ...


Büt téll ü söméthìng...

ì mìss ü möre.


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()"() Me
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( "(,) Were Me
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Sits o", ) Down(")(")(,) & Remembers.. Theirs No Freind Quite Like U


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Now Smile!-xXx



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THE RIVERS RED TAKE ) ' (/ / THE / )/ ) ) DIRT L_/L_/_/ TRACK INSTEAD!



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Cotton candy?




Nope!


Choclate syrup?




Nah!





Lemme c...



How bout sugar?



Hmmm...
Nope!



Damn!



Stil cant find anything as sweet as Ü!!!


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# Q""""Q O"'""O # # ( '-' ) ( '-' ) # # (") (") (") (") # FOREVERFRIENDS Friendship is like a glass,handle it with care,once its broken its hard to repair



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YOU IDIOT


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WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN


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Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*


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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:


A.Cunt B.Wanka

C.Rsole D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


RING ME! I'LL TELL U!


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a cute .-""-. little pup ( '.' ) 4 sum1 __ spcial like u... .-''''-. I asked ( '.' )  him 2bite __) any1 who tries 2 hurt u!



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i love yo



i love young girls with big tits


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FRENDS 4EVER


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i just wanna give a HUG...
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( ö)ö ) .....to a "Special Person" i don't get to see as much, but often miss.....



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i know u SHIT yourself!


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Dnt
let
Any1
hold
Ur
Happiness
in their
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( ')'.:,".;.
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/ / ooohhh
( ) ) baby ur good!


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GOD created the world in SIX days But it Took him
CENTURIES...


to Create SOMEONE...

as "HOT"




as "SEXY"




as "FUCKABLE"



* ..as U ...*

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The dove's the bird of love,whats the bird of true love ,,,,,,,,, j ._. t ( / ( .,_,c("")= ) ) the swallow!!!


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("v") u r spcial
'v("v") 2 me
'v' so...
no mater weder I txt u or not, u
are always rememberd!
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( . )/ its TRUE, i SWEAR


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SMILE!
..'cause u just got a message from your me.


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When I think of
you I always
smile. And then
I have a
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PRESENTING


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night 1
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night 2
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night 3
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U DIRTY BOY!


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I bought u a toy

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HEY! dont force it, ugly!!!


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Hi ( ' ""()
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GROWL!

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hope the
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<)". ."(>
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( ) ( ) ooO( )( )Ooo ( )ooOOoo ( ) ( ) ( )


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